Every pandemic has a silver lining. In this one we have finally determined without any doubt that regular White House press briefings no longer serve any useful purpose and should never be resumed.
To paraphrase a former White House chief of staff, "Never let a pandemic go to waste."
The Democrats' nomination horror flick "Weekend at Bernie's" has turned into an even dumber horror movie: "Grumpy Old Men."
"Joe Biden proved he is a real fighter," said some of the most revered political experts in the land this week.
It is a testament to how fringe and unacceptable racism has become in America today — the worst thing you can accuse a politician of is racism.
Returning to the issue of civility in Washington, President Trump said he remains hopeful. But first, he said, he has to beat the Democrats one more time.
Presidential candidates won the past three elections by promising to end the longest war in American history. Only President Trump has taken concrete efforts to make to make good on that promise.
President Trump got elected promising to blow up Washington. He has kept those promises more than any politician in a generation, even as there is much more work left for him to do. Sen. Bernie Sanders, on the other hand, is promising to blow up America.
You have heard how China is the "sick man" of the world? Well, Sen. Bernie Sanders is the "sick man" of the Democrat Party.
In the land of political toadstools, former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg is a giant. Even without a box to stand on behind the debate podium.
To the credit of those old Democrats, at least they were slightly capable of self-awareness. This crowd today would march right down the throat of a flaming volcano if somebody told them that doing so would hurt President Trump.
Is it possible that President Trump has already beaten Sen. Bernard Sanders?
Democratic pols and media gasbags -- not to repeat myself -- have finally found somebody they hate nearly as much as they hate President Trump: Bernie Sanders.
Democrats threw every single thing they could think up at President Trump. And missed.
John Bolton. Joe Biden. Lev Parnas. Rudy Giuliani. The Ukrainians. President Trump. Vladimir Putin. Adam Schiff. The Whistleblower. I say call them all.
Truth is, the vast majority of Americans could not tell John Bolton from Captain Kangaroo. (Upon further reflection, perhaps it is only appropriate that Captain Kangaroo be called before the kangaroo court that has taken over the "World's Greatest Deliberative Body.")
The prince of England has the good decency to impeach himself and spare his fellow countrymen all the tedium and stupidity of a rigged-up impeachment show trial.
There is no amount of hyperventilating, hyperbole and flat-out lying that can paper over the disastrous case that House Democrats have asked the Senate to try in their effort to impeach President Trump, but Rep. Adam Schiff did his best,
You have to pity the bombshell-shocked American citizen trying to take seriously all the "shocking," "stunning" and "bombshell" news coming out of Washington these days.
As left wing and riled up as Spartacus is, he is simply no match for the fever dreams spun by the rest of the crazies in his party, all vying for the Holy Grail.
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