The Washington Times - September 24, 2008, 08:18AM

David Blaine just doesn’t get it.

Right now, he’s hanging upside down in Central Park. He intends to hang upside down for 60 hours.


It’s part of his magic act. Yeah, that’s right. His magic act.

Look, David, if your magic act requires me to watch you do nothing upside-down for 60 hours, there’s going to be a fight to get my money back.

How about a pretty assistant? How about some smoke and mirrors? Or even a dove or two?

It’s a MAGIC act, man! Make it magical.