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In what sounds like a plot from a Cold War satire, President Trump’s federal workforce reduction plan is being stymied by an elevator in a Pennsylvania mountain. Here’s what you need to know about this almost unbelievable bureaucratic bottleneck:

The time warp

Deep inside a limestone mine outside Pittsburgh lies a scene from another era:

• Federal workers carrying manila folders through tunnels
• 22,000 filing cabinets stretching 26 miles if laid end-to-end
• Paper records stacked higher than four Mount Everests
• A single elevator that “breaks down sometimes, and then nobody can retire”

The numbers game

The Office of Personnel Management is facing a paper avalanche:

• 400 million federal employee records underground
• Only 10,000 retirements can be processed monthly
• 700+ employees needed just to shuffle papers
• 23,000 retirement applications currently backlogged

The modern problem

Trump’s efficiency adviser Elon Musk discovered the archaic system is hampering major reforms:

• 65,000 employees have taken early retirement offers
• Each retirement takes 58 days to process
• Everything must be “manually calculated, then written down”
• Previous attempts to modernize have failed

The digital divide

The government’s time capsule shows no signs of modernizing:

• System established in the 1970s remains unchanged
• OPM’s tech chief retired amid digitization attempts
• Officials say modernization will take “many years”
• Meanwhile, the backlog grows larger

The mountain of irony

As one expert noted, presidents rarely discuss records management. Yet now, a 70-year-old filing system inside a mountain is effectively dictating the pace of 21st-century government reform.

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