OPINION:
It’s hard to remember a season when so many informed, knowledgeable and sophisticated men and women have spent so much time talking about the weather, and longing for change, literally and figuratively. Complaining about the windy days of winter, yearning for the extended days of spring and warmth when that lucky ol’ sun finally chases away cloud and murk and moves toward the light. On that, Democrat and Republican, liberal and conservative, clumsy Romeo and angry feminist, are at last united, if only for a little while.
Peggy Noonan of The Wall Street Journal “quotes” a bird’s song, a harbinger of spring, as if the bird were a source (and why not?), “byeet-byeet-chur-chur-chur.” She contrasts the birdsong to the machine-shop cacophony of Donald Trump’s tweets and telephone calls. The winter’s turbulence retreats reluctantly.
Amanda Foreman, another Journal scribbler, recalls Shakespeare’s lyric notion that the songs of the birds pull lovers together, but reminds that the season has a dark side, liberating violent forces of nature to go on the offensive. She notes the Taliban’s threat that a spring offensive is planned for Afghanistan. These are not the folks who long to make a spring pilgrimage, as in Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales.”
For poets the seasonal cycles echo patterns of sacrifice and rebirth, with lessons of the tragic ironies in the human comedy. The talk of the weather is neutral, conversation devoid of the political differences that pose a minefield when Americans gather now to trade anecdotes and good wishes. The current social climate reflects more about the harsher side of human nature than the give and take, the meet and greet, that was once regulated by good manners and traditional decorum. (Stormy Daniels could not have known how appropriate her name would turn out to be.)
The annual dinner of the White House Correspondents’ Association, which arrives every spring with the first robin in the nation’s capital, once celebrated the importance of the Fourth Estate, affording a truce when press and politicians wine, dine, dress up and laugh it up together. This year it merely exacerbated the ugliness that dwells in the swamp, more like T.S. Eliot’s “Wasteland” of dead roots than a golden triumph of daffodils, the blaze of azaleas and the budding of the dogwood trees transforming the neighborhoods of Washington.
Donald Trump, who chose to be a no-show for a second year in a row, blossomed instead at a rally in chilly Michigan, rousing a crowd as though he were beginning another triumphant campaign, while back at the Washington Hilton the comedienne Michelle Wolf took aim at his surrogates at the dinner with nasty cracks that buried her in a mud pie of her own making. It’s sometimes not easy to make Donald Trump look good, but she did it. She ridiculed his press secretary’s looks as she sat a dozen feet away, and compared the president to the failed engine on a Southwest Airlines flight that cost the life of a passenger.
For decades the Correspondents’ dinner was more famous for the glitter and guests imported from Hollywood than as an occasion for ink-stained wretches to butter up the politicians they roast and toast. But that glitter vanished with Barack Obama. The guests now run mostly to Washington’s evergreens, and this year’s “talent” was strangely out of touch with the idea of forging unity with the banter of light-hearted barbs. One of Ms. Wolf’s most obscene riffs, apart from dropping a dozen F-bombs on network television, was on abortion: “Don’t knock it ’til you try it.” She mocked the president’s daughter as “as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons,” and “if a tree falls in the woods how do we get Kellyanne Conway under the tree?” Surely this is not what the sisterhood had in mind.
It tells you something when one of the comic’s rare apologists was Kathy Griffin, whose contribution to the campaign to take down Trump was a photograph of herself holding a papier-mache head of the president, dripping with blood. Her contribution this year was merely giving the upraised middle finger to a former Trump spokesman, and taking back her apology to the president for her faux decapitation.
The president himself contributes to the crude tone of cultural conversation, having come to Washington directly from a mean reality show, where money rather than taste set the standard for status. Crudity and lack of taste and manners have become the norm, even in once-polite capital parlors.
The Hill, the Capitol Hill political daily, withdrew this week from future participation in the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner (others may follow) because an “ugly sideshow” now overshadows the main event. The reality is that the ugly sideshow now is the main event.
• Suzanne Fields is a columnist for The Washington Times and is nationally syndicated.
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